Lava Crane Gun

What is Lava Crane Gun?


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An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.

1. Brings death and mayhem.

2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!

3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.

"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"

"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!

"The motherfucking SKY!"


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