Lava Turd

What is Lava Turd?

A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.

Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."

See shit, poop, burning, lava, turd, crap, hot

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