Lava Turd

What is Lava Turd?

A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.

Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."

See shit, poop, burning, lava, turd, crap, hot

Namrepusmi

1. well, you could have a dirty mind and thing of AJ licking somthing, or you could hold it up to a mirror but then you would just look stu..

Knolling

1. v. - the act of sitting on a log in a grassy area while highly intoxicated. My life in the summer is knolling with weed and my friends ..

Ciggies

1. shortened version of "cigarettes." "Hand me my ciggies" "I need a ciggy" 2. Gay brand of Ciggarettes. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lava Turd Edit Meaning