Lava Turd

What is Lava Turd?


1.

A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.

Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."

See shit, poop, burning, lava, turd, crap, hot


60

Random Words:

1. Infinite capacity due to some technical screwup on the part of your antagonist. Thank god I got, like, w blue sky lives there! See unl..
1. Something that suprises or excites you. *see's an extreamly sexy girl* dahm!! You see that ass!?! See d, e..
1. ugly young thing opposite of a p.y.t (pretty young thing) man see that chick over there she is a u.y.t but that girl of tehre is a p...