What is Lava Turd?
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A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.
Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."
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Random Words:
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A turd in the shape of a smiley face sitting in the bottom of the toilet bowl
"Honey, you gotta come and see my happy stool!"..
1.
To have sex; to fuck
We didn't get to drop beats after the club last night.
I dropped beats with my girl on your couch last night..