Lava Turds

What is Lava Turds?

Liquid shit that is so hot it oozes out of your ass like lava.

After eating the cheese rolls from Taco Bell, MArk had to drop off some serious lava turds.

See diarrhea, mudd butt, doodoo, poop

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