What is Lavik?
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1. The proud owner and commander of the all-powerful lavik-mobile.
2. The only remaining evidence that rap-with-the-fat-guy still exists.
3. All-time Power of the Pen champion.
1. Hey lavik, i'll race you to the next traffic light.
2. Wait a minute lavik. You're saying there was this guy in a yellow jacket in Toronto that did WHAT?
3. Don't worry, lavik will cook up a blue-ribbon story without fail. And he doesn't cheat like those punks from Philips-Osborne.
See
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Reincarnation of Jesus
Jesus made blind men see, but Lavik made blind men see in 3-D.
Random Words:
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your mother was a hampster, and your father smely of elderberries.
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