What is Law Enforcement Mustache?
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Most cops seem to believe they will get more respect if they grow a "Law Enforcement Mustache." It's a great accessory to wrap-around and/or Top Gun style sunglasses.
When you see the Law Enforcement Mustache, you know to stop playing around.
The Law Enforcement Mustache is not to be confused with the "Football Coach Mustache."
"Damn Tommy, I don't think we're going to get away with a warning because the trooper that pulled us over has a Law Enforcement Mustache."
Random Words:
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When you fart on two pieces of bread and eat it.
"Keaton was hungry so he made himself an assfart sandwhich!"
See butt, ass,..
