What is Law Of Fruit?
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If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)
Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.
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A modern male adept at the art of improvising in gender neutral situations.
The sort of man who might carry a mini-leatherman AND a UMP..
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Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.
Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and ..
