Lawgs Edit Meaning

1. People who only show up at church on Christmas and Easter, the only two times a year where church attendance seems 'mandatory'..

1. Being in a state of existence where you have a penis that can not satisfy a woman. It sure is unlucky that Peter suffers from unsubstan..

1. During the act of anal sex, just before climax, particpant 1 withdraws their penis and places it under the nose of participant 2 ejacula..