Lawlzgasm Edit Meaning

1. These weird-ass round things my ol' man keeps taking about. "When I was your age, we didn't have CDs. We had records! An..

1. When a womans nipples are so tiny they look like pursed lips from a lemon. "Dude,that chick I fucked last night had super tiny lem..

1. A middle-aged asian woman who has a very stereotypical japanese accent and can only say one of the following phrases: 1. Oooh so many p..