What is Lawn Condom?
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n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard
"Man, that house must have a lot of kids"
"why do you say that?"
"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"
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(v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory.
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