Lawn Condom

What is Lawn Condom?


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n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard

"Man, that house must have a lot of kids"

"why do you say that?"

"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"

See christmas, x-mas


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