What is Lawn Condom?
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n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard
"Man, that house must have a lot of kids"
"why do you say that?"
"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"
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The act of expelling a shit early, before it is naturally ready to be given birth to. Such an act results in excrutiating pain and usual..
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n. What Martha's looking at.
Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing...
