Lawn Fairy

What is Lawn Fairy?

A derogatory term used to refer to a soccer player. Generally used by football players, meatheads, or other people without necks.

"I saw a lawn fairy in the park yesterday."

See faery, fairy, meathead, chotch

used in place of field fairy. referring to a soccer player.

can also be a gnome.

Bill: Did you see that soccer player yesterday?

Jeff: Yeah i saw the lawn fairy.

Jillian: My mother put a lawn fairy in the flower garden yesterday. I don't know why she likes them.

See field fairy, fairy, soccer, soccer player, garden, sports

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