Lawn Gnome Edit Meaning

1.

Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.

Person #1: Where'd Bob go?

Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.

2.

n. A small woodland creature, usually cast from cement or a similar compound. They tend to gather in large groups in trailer parks (specifically on the front lawns), and come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.

"Whoa, check out that thar lawn gnome Billy Bob got.. I wish i could get me one uh them - all green and purty and stuff"

See tainted

3.

To ring someone's doorbell then run on their front lawn and make a funny face and/or position when they answer the door. Hold that position until they go back inside, even if they yell at you.

Dude! Let's go play Lawn Gnome!

See lawn, gnome, position, dude, doorbell, ring

4.

something that is almost as creepy as clowns

i really dislike lawn gnomes

5.

a derogetory term for Mexicans that are mowing lawns and are small in stature.

That Lawn gnome just crossed the border last week

See wet back, tonk, triathlete

6.

a very short person who has a green thumb/is a farmer

farmer shorty? oh yea, hes a real lawn gnome.

See garden, gnome, midget, farmer, plants, green, thumb, lawn

7.

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.

My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.

See Smith