Lawn Gnome Syndrome

What is Lawn Gnome Syndrome?

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.

Acronym: LGS.

A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"

Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."

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