Lawn Gnome Syndrome

What is Lawn Gnome Syndrome?

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.

Acronym: LGS.

A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"

Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."

Man Convo

1. licking pussy while taking a shit on a hamster and making the bitch eat the hamster I was over my aunts house and I am scarred for life..

Yumf

1. when someone says or asks something very dumb. A cuh let me hold $20... "Yumf" See dicked, neways..

Trailer Park Chastity Belt

1. Anything preventing sexual activities. Either a bandana ducktaped over the underwear, or a tampon/Maxi-Pad. "Oh, dont try anything..

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