Lawn Gnome Syndrome

What is Lawn Gnome Syndrome?

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.

Acronym: LGS.

A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"

Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."

Masterweeping

1. Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction. After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks...

Mango Lassi

1. a typical drink you will find in a desior indianrestaraunt... full of mango goodness... guaranteed to gain atleast 5 pounds after a glas..

Volfenhag

1. german brand sub that pounds like a bitch. thats volfenhag got beat by my visonik sub. See bam, mom, synonyms..

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