What is Lawn Guyland?
1.
The way people from Long Island, New York say the name of their hometown.
"Did you see her huge teased hair? She must be from Lawn Guyland."
2.
The way in which everyone not from Long Island insists Long Islanders pronounce "Long Island", regardless of how they actually pronounce it.
"Where are you from?"
"Long Island."
"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."
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3.
The greatest place in the fuckin' earth!
Floral Park/Huntginton in da house!
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