What is Lawn Mowning?
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The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.
Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!
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When you take a vacation to visit family or with family that is more of an obligation than for fun or pleasure.
Where are you traveling..
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A joke about people's moms
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama is ..
