Lawn Mowning

What is Lawn Mowning?


1.

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???

Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.

Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!

See moaning, lawn mower


33

Random Words:

1. a maturation process; the ultimate destination for all females; a Christianized version of nirvana; a right of passage for young females..
1. an amazing duck that roars like a lion. brings happiness to everyone that comes accross is. if only i could have mr. rainbow snugglebo..
1. n. the largest, most humongous log of defecation one has produced in months "Holy hell, I just dropped a big turd in there and it ..