Lawn Mowning

What is Lawn Mowning?


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The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???

Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.

Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!

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