Lawncare

What is Lawncare?


1.

To control turfgrass height.

Operator:Cutting edge lawncare how may I help you?

Customer:How much do you charge?

Operator: For YOU $250

Customer:That's way too much

Operator: You asked rude so I answered rude

Cusomer: "click"

Operator:Hello? Well fuck you then...

See tree, grass, turf, dodge, TALC


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