Lawnies

What is Lawnies?

A cute name for lawn tickets in attempt to make you sound cooler than you are, since you couldn't afford good seats.

"Hey man, are you going to the (insert cool band here)concert?"

"Yeah, but all I got are these lawnies."

"Sweet!"

See lawn, seat, ticket, concert, show

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