Lawnies

What is Lawnies?

A cute name for lawn tickets in attempt to make you sound cooler than you are, since you couldn't afford good seats.

"Hey man, are you going to the (insert cool band here)concert?"

"Yeah, but all I got are these lawnies."

"Sweet!"

See lawn, seat, ticket, concert, show

Launch A Rocket

1. A term used that means to take a crap. Hand me the TV Guide i have to launch a rocket. See Raziel..

Pettin' The One-eyed Snake

1. Synonym for pullin' your pork. My mom caught me pettin' the one-eyed snake last night. So embarassing! See boobies..

Jerk And Squirt

1. Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished. I found this new Jerk..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lawnies Edit Meaning