What is Lawnmower?
1.
(v.) Overzealously removing anal beads from one's ass, as in pulling the start cord of a lawn mower, which may often times result in the loss of bowel control.
Instead of plopping them out one at a time as one is supposed to as is proper anal bead etiquette, he lawn mowered her corn hole. To which she replied, "Fuck me in the shit!", and so he did.
2.
When one pulls out anal beads in the same manner as starting a lawnmower, sternly and quickly. May cause extreme flatus and defication.
Although Travis said, "pull out those beads, but not too fast," Monty gave him the lawnmower. There was p00p all over that d00d.
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3.
A sexual manuever in which an individual has his/her partner pull large anal beads out of their ass so fast and hard it looks like they are trying to start a lawnmower.
Why is Allan walking so funny? I guess his girl gave him another lawnmower last night.
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4.
An alcoholic beverage containing vodka and wheatgrass juice. Invented by Homer Simpson from episode 5F19 of The Simpsons, "When You Dish Upon a Star."
Ron Howard: (sniffing Homer's breath) Do I smell
vodka ... and wheatgrass?
Homer : It's called a lawnmower, I invented it, do you want one?
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5.
Similar to a
technically, both males and females can be chainsawed, and thus lawnmowered, but the act is typically more likely to occur on females.
I accidentally lawnmowered panda last night when going down on her, but she needed to shave that bush anyway.
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6.
A small cheap/inexpensive car such as a Honda Civic with a huge spoiler on the back.
I could just grab the back of that Civic and mow my lawn with it.
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7.
mexican person, because they mow lawns
There ain't no lawnmowers in Arizona, cause there ain't no grass
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