Lawnmower Jeans

What is Lawnmower Jeans?

Jeans with holes and tears in them. It looks like they were run over by a lawnmower.

Guy: Were your jeans attacked by a lawnmower?

Wearer: No, I bought them like this. They are lawnmower jeans.

See jeans, lawnmower, rips, tears, pants

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