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Having your parents call during sex
Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
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The act of a male ejactulating on a girls eyes while she is sleeping so when she wakes up her eyes are stuck and do not open
Jill was b..
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The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible..