Lawnophile

What is Lawnophile?


1.

Someone who exhibits an extreme attraction to the following: grass, shrubs, dirt, or any other form of wildlife in their back (or front) yard. Typically this affection is in a romantic or sexual sensation.

Kayleigh is a lawnophile

See lawn, pedo, phile, beast, dig, sophocles


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