What is Lawnophile?
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Someone who exhibits an extreme attraction to the following: grass, shrubs, dirt, or any other form of wildlife in their back (or front) yard. Typically this affection is in a romantic or sexual sensation.
Kayleigh is a lawnophile
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of or having to do with an oxymoron
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