What is Lawrence?
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A small yet trendy college town located in North Eastern Kansas. Unlike most places in KS, Lawrence is very hilly. The town has a population of about 84,000 and has experienced an amazing population boom as anyone forced to drive on L-town's poorly planned streets will tell you. House prices are skyrocketing. In the 1880s the city was burnt to the ground by Quantrail and his gang of retards (from Missouri of course). It has since been rebuilt and prospered greatly. If you absolutely must live in KS, you can settle for Lawrence. Nearly half of Lawrence's population attends the University of Kansas. Many KU students are from KS, including but not limited to hicks from tiny towns out west, refugees from dying cities like Topeka or Wichita and preppy deuce bags from the JC (Lenexa, Overland Park etc) but many are from other states as well as other countries. Though not as well known as
Lawrence was voted as one of the nation's top college towns; I don't know about that, it's certainly beats Columbia Missouri. Lawrence is in Douglas County.
ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!
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an extremely large penis
he got a lawrence
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A tall handsome young man, with a charming smile, but is extremely perverted and likes to watch porn in Computer Maths.
Girl #1 : Who is that hot guy?
Girl #2 : What's that weird sound coming from his computer?!?
Lawrence : (Absorbed in the gay porn)
Girls : AHH! +o(
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1. To be so totally drunk you are undoubtably blacked out, you are prone to slapping girls and making a fool of yourself. You must be walking with at least a four-step shuffle and hit almost every wall. Objects in the room you are in... such as chairs, couches, and other furnature will become an obsticle course that you will fail at miserably. If you have sex, can form sentances, or are able to even navigate your way to a place of proper sleeping arrangements... you are not lawrenced.
2. Lawrence was an alcoholic who died in his Las Vegas home after several years of drinking more than 2 liters of straight Skyy Vodka every day.
1. "Scott and Jeff were so lawrenced last night. Scott broke his jaw on the desk and Jeff bounced his head off the wall then hit the bean bag and rolled off... passing out on the floor."
2. God bless his soul.
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A christian bastard
"Peter is a damn lawrence!"
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Lawrences are usually electronic engineers of Taiwanese decent. They are racially challenged to say the least. They appear to hate mainland Chinese eventhough they dress like ones who are fresh of the boat. They claim to be black professional basketball players but they often get taken to school by kids smaller than them. They also like to act tough and drive honda civics to pretend to be Vietnamese. They also hate white people but befriends white people who speak Chinese. They appear to dislike yuppies but they live in fancy apartment complexes on University campus with their dog and their mother(dog have more importance than mom).
DAAAAAAYUM, Lawrence should get a job and find a girlfriend rather than having liquid explosions over his dog Daisy!
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Lawrence = Pervert
A guy who is tall with long strawberry colored hair and big teeth. He likes dry humping innocent girls, he also often trys forcing himself on the girls. He crosses the line and and when all else fails he resorts to telling the girls that he has a fatal illness and will die, so the girl should sleep with him so he can at least feel pleasure before he dies!
Girl: Lawrence GET OFF ME!!
Lawrence: But.. but please.. I'm going to be dead soon, let me feel good one last time!! JUST A LITTLE BIT!
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