Lawrence Taylor

What is Lawrence Taylor?


1.

The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.

Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!

Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed

Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.

Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?

Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.

Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..

Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.

See dirty sanchez, eye black, shit, heisman

2.

The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchezwith a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.

Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!

Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed

Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.

Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?

Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.

Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..

Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.

See dirty sanchez, eye black, shit, heisman


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