Laws Of Pew

What is Laws Of Pew?


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The set of laws of that govern the events or plausibility of these events in any show or movie involving guns, lasers, mechas, spaceships, explosions, destruction or any sound that can be represented by the word "pew" etc. They are denoted by roman numerals in the lower case starting with "n" as the list continues to grow. It is probably the longest list numbered in roman numerals that you will ever see in your entire life.

Bob: You know what, I think the guys that play the stromtroopers have the hardest job ever.

Rob:Why is that?

Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.

See pew, laser, gun, mecha, spaceship


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