What is Laws Of Thermodynamics?


1.

0. When both of two systems are in equilibrium with a third, the first two systems are in equilibrium with each other

1. Conservation of Energy - Energy cannot be created or destroyed.

2. Entropy continuously increases.

3. Absolute zero cannot be reached.

Isn't it cool how all this corresponds to math and stuff?

See 2004

2.

Farts are composed of hot gases, and therefore rise.

When the bean bombs explode, obey the laws of thermodynamics, and hit the dirt to avoid poisoning.

See moist turd gas, dawn fee, martial fartist, shart

3.

1. Energy cannot be created nor destroyed.

2. In a closed system, the potential energy of the state will always be less than that of the initial state.

3. The entropy of all pure perfect crystals is zero at absolute zero. (It is, of course, impossible to get to absolute zero.)

1. you can't win

2. you can't break even

3. you can't quit

See fizzle


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