What is Lawsoned?
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The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
Random Words:
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1. To be engaged in a verbal assault on either a 16 year old female or a complete idiot who does not know they are being fucking pwned.
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Two phrases frequently used to humiliate someone.
You don't have any friends. You were adopted.
OMG! Like he was adopted!
WTF? Y..
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The act of listening to multiple sources of audio while consistently comprehending each medium. Often accomplished most efficiently usin..
