What is Lawsoned?
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The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
Random Words:
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An oxymoron. Very simply stated.
Only a 800,000,000 megaton MIRV can bring about "urban beautification."..
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your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.
*on the phone*
jack: "i miss you..
