What is Lawsoned?
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The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
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Thug, Nigga, Masculine, Inbetween, Fems, Flams, Queen, Cunts
That boy looks like a girl he is a cunt that is one of the 8 stages of gay..
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Fear of links.
A trait which describes people who afraid or too lazy to click on links. Linkophobia is often used as an excuse for not ..
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The process of vomit drying up and becoming hard and crusty.
"Oh man, Jay can't hold his liquor for shit! He just puked all o..
