What is Lawsoned?
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The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
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In the middle of nowhere,USA.
In the country.
A place that's not so easy to get to.
She lives WAY out east in Long Island, it&ap..
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A New York City Handyman (Handyman NYC) is different from a handyman anywhere else. He's generally a NATIVE New Yorker, and really ..
