Lawsoned

What is Lawsoned?


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The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.

"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.

..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."

Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?

Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...


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