What is Lawsoned?
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The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
Random Words:
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A term for a gay bar. Or a room full of homosexuals. The act of accidentally entering a gay bar.
Dude, I accidentally walked into a b..
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Euphemism for the female mammary glands
"Coooor - check out the earthas on that!"
See Rowley..
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A Mennonite gynaecologist.
I gotta go see the zinamaginy. He will ask me if i have been using my hole in the blanket.
See zinamaginy, ..
