What is Lawsoned?
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The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
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The event where a man defecates on a woman's chest and proceeds to titty-fuck her. Also known as a chili dog.
Most women do not r..
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dirty, smelly, and just plain old ugly man. Has a small penis as well. Generally enjoys taking poops in urinals.
Petet (fuck head) Drak..
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/'hat-'pak-et/ verb. 1: The act of farting directly into a vagina before, after, or during sex. (.i.e. "giving the hot-po..
