What is Lawsoned?
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The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
Random Words:
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An exclamation of shock.
Jeff - "I'm so bored, I wish there was something on telly..."
Stanley, upon switching on the T..
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pronounced-kind-of-sort-of kinda-sorta is means No or NOPE , but you dont actually want to say the word NO
Hey Swizzle Steve did you..
