What is Lawsoned?
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The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
Random Words:
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Something very, very wet.
She's wetter than an otter's pocket.
See otter, otters, wet..
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The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise...
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A beautiful and extremely cool person to be around. Anyone with this name is most likely a very cool person who anyone would be lucky t..
