Lawton

What is Lawton?


1.

When you hide a camera and tape your sexual acts without letting your partner(s) know.

Oh man, last night I pulled a lawton and got 2 hours of footage. Nicole had no clue and she went crazy, freaky on me.

See law, ton, tin

2.

A small hillbilly redneck village in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. About 40 minutes from Tunkhannock. It has a population of a little more than 150 people. There are no traffic lights or police. It consists of a bank, a gas station, a post office, and of course...a bar. Less than a 5 square mile radius. No ethnicity: 98.2% white and 1.8% mexican.

Person 1: We went right through Lawton today in about 30 seconds.

Person 2: We did??? Wait..whats Lawton?

See small, hillbilly, redneck, village, ethnicity


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