What is Lawtyr?
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Short for "lawn martyr". The lawtyr insists on doing the yard maintenance himself (mowing, landscaping, etc.) all the while complaining to everyone within earshot about having to do it -- and acting rather put upon.
The lawtyr is the natural foe of the housewife.
Neighbor: What's the hubby up to today?
Wife: Ah, nothing much. He's just lawtyring around the house today.
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extremely elongated sagging breasts, usually resting on the stomach.
that bird had the worst chippytits man...
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Wears beige ALL the time. Never talks. doesn't listen to the conversations. Obssessed with spotty Wilson McFilson! im not gunna cry..
