What is Lawyered?
1.
the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic
Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!
Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?
Sara W: um, um, uh noooo..
Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered!
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2.
To pwn someone with evidence.
Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
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3.
past tense of the verb to lawyer.
"Did you see law and order last night? McCoy lawyered the fuck out of that guy!"
4.
the act of sleeping with a lawyer and waking up to him telling you "Your clothes are in the den."
"I knew I was going to be lawyered when he mentioned that he loved Steely Dan before we fell asleep."
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