Lawyered

What is Lawyered?


1.

the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic

Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!

Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?

Sara W: um, um, uh noooo..

Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered!

See lawyer, lawyering, lawyered, served, prove

2.

To pwn someone with evidence.

Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.

Marshall: You really think that’s true?

Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.

Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!

See pwn, lawyer, lawyering, win

3.

past tense of the verb to lawyer.

"Did you see law and order last night? McCoy lawyered the fuck out of that guy!"

4.

the act of sleeping with a lawyer and waking up to him telling you "Your clothes are in the den."

"I knew I was going to be lawyered when he mentioned that he loved Steely Dan before we fell asleep."

See lawyer, boring, steely dan, cheap, butt plug


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