Lawyers

What is Lawyers?


1.

about 99% of them are greedy and ignorant

the cause of a lot of societies problems

the cause of 100% of todays ridiculous law system and tolerance for the idiocity (liability,malpractice,suing,hate crimes all bullshit)

they dont realize or care that people make mistakes they just want half of your paycheck.

Person: Yea im considering on becoming a doctor

Person's Friend: cool, well i want to become a lawyer

Person: Have fun in Hell, lawyers suck

See dick, deusch, fruit, monger

2.

A group of harlequins and sharlitins who use the legal system to con and scam people out of huge some of money, such as £200 for a 50 word letter.

I not going to pay those Laywers another penny.

3.

The most evil, lowliest people on the face of the earth, Spend most of thier days chasing ambulances ( ambulance chasers), or suing the hell out of innocent civilians for stating their opinions.

From an slangdefine stay/go vote thing:

I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Whether this was a real lawyer or not, its fairly typical of that they do.


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