Lax-balls

What is Lax-balls?

1.

originated from me when i walked out of the locker room to show everybody in the hallway my new all-shibby money stick (that's a diamond-pro shaft if you didn't know) and got nailed in the left testicle with a lacrosse ball (thrown by my good friend, the goalie, Mike "I-dont-know-how-to-spell-his-last-name" Moinihan) My left testicle is still bruised and looks quite shrivled... faive day later...

basically what you need to know is that lax-balls (both the hard rubber ones w/ lead cores, and the condition of having your testes popped by a hard rubber ball w/ a lead core) hurt... alot... really... When you play lacrosse... WEAR A CUP!

Mike tried to beam me w/ a ball in the arm, but his stick had more whip than he expected and he sent a TKO to my left nut... now i got lax-balls :(
17

Random Words:

Zaggerpluffed
1. when your dad's farts smell so bad that you knock yourself out rather then sitting there and smelling it. Phillip's dad farte..
Read more
Zog
1. A White Nationalist acronym meaning "Zionist Occupied Government". 2. A White Nationalist acronym meaning "Zionist Occu..
Read more
Yung Berg
1. An insult that means u are gay bill: tom u r such a yung berg tom: yea i love that rapper bill: No, I mean u r a fag and so is he. t..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free