Laxium

What is Laxium?


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-Laxium (Lx) is a solid element found on the periodic table and is found in hair that causes flow

-This element is so sacred it is not found in nature

-The atomic number is 113 and the atomic mass is 280.161

-When mixed with the element Bromine (Br), the mix becomes a binary compound known as Laxium Bromide

-Laxium Bromide (LxBr) causes extreme flow and super chillness

-Laxium does not have a freezing point since it is already chill---It also does not have a boiling point since it is to chill to be boiled

Steele: I've got no laxium (Lx) today

God: You just need some bromide to go with it

God: LxBr

Steele: Dude, laxium bromide? What's that?

God: LxBr is that binary compound that makes all the hair flowy and people so chill

Steele: Ohh my fault bro, by the way your laxium is working well today

O'Kieffe: Are you all stupid, i don't need to know what LxBr is, i'm still getting paid

See lax, laxium, bromide, chill, lx


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