Lay The Wood

What is Lay The Wood?


1.

1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"

2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table

1) He just laid the wood on her last night

2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.

2.

1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2

2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants

1) he layed teh wood


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