What is Laying Pipe?
1.
I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.
Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.
2.
the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
who laid pipe last night? i laid pipe last night
3.
when a girl sleeps with a guy with a large penis
Damn, I'd heard Joe be laying pipe
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A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.
A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.
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(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
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6.
Pooper sex.
Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.