Layland

What is Layland?


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On a stag weekend in Prague Skadger Layland thought the czech lovely he was poppin asked him to whip his johnny off and jizzon her. When he obliged she screamed and ran off.

I was humpin this bird the other night and I pulled a Layland, she was not impressed, it took hours to get the spunk out of her hair


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