Layley

What is Layley?


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A Immature Little Boy Who Thinks That Social Smoking Makes Him Hardcore.

And Thinks That 2 Tokes On A Zoot Means That He Is A Drug Addict.

He Drives Around Maldon In His Mates Caddy Which Is A Pile Of Wank

Girl 1 "Ahhh My Boyfreind Pulled A Total Tom Layley"

Girl 2 "Really What Did He Make Love To A Door Handle all Night"

Ahhh Mate, Im So Stoneddd.

What, You've Only Had A Couple You Total Layley.

See cunt, cock, prick, gay


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