What is Layley?
1.
A Immature Little Boy Who Thinks That Social Smoking Makes Him Hardcore.
And Thinks That 2 Tokes On A Zoot Means That He Is A Drug Addict.
He Drives Around Maldon In His Mates Caddy Which Is A Pile Of Wank
Girl 1 "Ahhh My Boyfreind Pulled A Total Tom Layley"
Girl 2 "Really What Did He Make Love To A Door Handle all Night"
Ahhh Mate, Im So Stoneddd.
What, You've Only Had A Couple You Total Layley.
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