Layley

What is Layley?

A Immature Little Boy Who Thinks That Social Smoking Makes Him Hardcore.

And Thinks That 2 Tokes On A Zoot Means That He Is A Drug Addict.

He Drives Around Maldon In His Mates Caddy Which Is A Pile Of Wank

Girl 1 "Ahhh My Boyfreind Pulled A Total Tom Layley"

Girl 2 "Really What Did He Make Love To A Door Handle all Night"

Ahhh Mate, Im So Stoneddd.

What, You've Only Had A Couple You Total Layley.

See cunt, cock, prick, gay

Ftmflom

1. For The Mother Fucking Life Of Me "I can't FTMFLOM remember where I parked!" See ftmfl, forget, plead..

Jessey

1. When you light your dick on fire during sexual intercourse. "A jessey was the cause of this mattress fire" See Murphy..

Glomping

1. v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victi..

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