Lazaruslong Edit Meaning

1. The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself...

1. Obsessive-Compulsive-Office-Eye-Candy-Oogling-Disorder. When you just can't stop staring at that fine piece of eye candy in your o..

1. The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey. Man..