What is La-z-boy Ferret Crunch?
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The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?
WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.
HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.
(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)
HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...
OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
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the opposite of bling bling,to,describe something uncool,badly dressed,poor performance,bad quality etc...
Damn that new album i bought..
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poptarts with ketchup
*french accent* ehh, i'll make you the famous quebec pizza,
it's poptart with the ketchup, good.
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