Lazej Edit Meaning

1. The god of lasers. A laser god. A big fricken Pterodactyl that flies around shooting lasers out of its eyes. Screeching loudly before de..

1. To bruce your teeth with someone elses feces "I could use toothe paste or just get a nice steamy seymour See Robert Johnson..

1. One who consistently participates in thievery of said "schlong". By thievery, I of course mean gobbling schlong in a variety ..