Lazer

What is Lazer?


1.

Something that is to be charged, and then fired.

Imma chargin' mah lazer!

Imma firin' mah lazer!

SHOOP DA WHOOP!

See shoop, laser, /b/, meme, lol

2.

The much cooler way to spell laser. Taken from the Brandon Lee movie "LAZER MISSION".

Alternate spelling: Lazor and Lasor

"Dude that was totally lazer"

3.

To give someone an infinitely large sum of money.

OMG Alisha, you have so been pwnd by my lazering

4.

When someone is able to tell when a female is bi or homosexual. Basically like gaydar but for lesbians.

Chris:"Dude, that girl is so hot!"

Olive: "Good luck, that girl is a lesbian."

Chris:"How do you know, you've never met her."

Olive:"I have good lazer"

See laser, lazer, lazzer, lasse, gaydar, gay-dar, lesbian, gay

5.

Weed and Coccain mix in a blunt the two combined make a leathel combination that you have to watch out for because it might kill you

that Lazer was sweet man we should do it again

See weed, coke, kryptonite, crank

6.

cool way to say the overplayed word later

Brad I'll see you lazer


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