Lazer Bear

What is Lazer Bear?


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A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.

Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.

See bear, bears, canada, canadian, cats, spazzy, kill, maul, attack, devour, satan, laser, lazer


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