Lazer Eye

What is Lazer Eye?


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The act of shooting fear, anger, or disappointment into another person. Instructions-

1)Tilt your head slightly to the direction of the victim

2)Squint the eye closest to your target

3)Give an angry or disappointed facial expression

4)Stare

Person 1: We just flew by that guy in the white truck.

Person 2: Oh SHIT, he just shot me with a lazer eye!

Driver: That'll teach those cocksuckers!

See gun, lazer, eye, pain, fear, disappointment


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