What is Lazicon?
1.
A hybrid of 'Rubicon' and 'Laziness.'
The exact point in a day which, once passed, you realise you're not gonna achieve or do anything within it except farting around indulging ones own whims.
The day can start off fresh, where anything is possible, and you might even have plenty of stuff you wanna get done, but once that lazicon hits there's no going back; your remaining hours are then 100% committed to self-indulgent slobbery & overall nothing-at-all-ness.
Sometimes you can feel a lazicon creeping up on you, having maybe a half hour window to deflect it, or see your day swept away by its siren-like allure.
bugger, i've passed the lazicon. oh well, ahhh
See
Random Words:
1.
v. Synonymous with taking a dump. The same subject matter.
Bob- Hey Bill, where are you off to in such a hurry?
Bill- Grievance hearin..
1.
The name you use to identify yourself to the stranger sitting next to you on the plane.
"Man, I just flew in from the West Coast s..
