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Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your b..
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To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.
She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it&ap..
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Completly inflexable in morals, rules or beliefs.
From Les Misèrables character Javert.
My english teacher can be so Javeristic! My ca..