What is Laziness Surcharge Fee?
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The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.
"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."
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When a girl with a surprizingly loud voice, yells because her couch is on fire, making the noise of an exploding chipmunk.
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penis, phallus, male genitalia
"electrified me with his long extension cord"
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