What is Laztarded?
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When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.
"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.
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An animal that has been smeared across the road by a motor vehicle.
Dude, I just made road smear out of this bunny rabbit on I-95!
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