Lazy Beard

What is Lazy Beard?

A beard grown not for an aesthetic purpose but merely because the person wearing it has not gotten around to shaving.

A: Growing a beard for winter?

B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.

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When someone lets his beard grow because he is too lazy to shave it he grows lazy beard.

Woman: "Why are you growing beard? It doesn't look good at all."

Man: "Yeah I know but it's lazy beard."

Woman: "Oh, then it's okay!"

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