Lazy Blackbeard Edit Meaning

1. When a person pretends to not be there when chatting online. Everything was cool until I asked her out, then she went all ePossum on me..

1. when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it..

1. Any predictament in which your parent or legal gaurdian has found your hidden stash of condoms, rubbers, or profolactics. Which usually ..