What is Lazy Farmer?
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The sexual act of being in the missonary position but with the man so exhausted that he is completely limp, save for his penis and the few muscles required for half hearted humping. He also grunts pathetically near the woman's ear.
Zeke was so exhausted from the day's triathlon that all he had left for his wife that night was the lazy farmer.
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The act of ejaculating on a person who is either sleeping or unconscious.
As retribution for making him feel awkward earlier at the bea..
