What is Lazy Girlfriend?
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Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.
Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.
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A half-horse, half-human creature. Equine humanoids smell extremely bad, and their asses are quite ripe bent over. They are an endangere..
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verb
to frustrate the sexual ambitions of a female; female gender-specific equivalent of cock blockage
noun
1. the act of cunt blunti..
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a phrase for when something rediclous happens
fucking ass! i just shot my load on my keyboard! SHITFUCK!..
