Lazy Girlfriend

What is Lazy Girlfriend?

Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.

Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?

Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.

See sex, girl, boy, butt, masturbation

Elderberries

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Eillo

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Twiddly Wink

1. An unusually small or unsatisfactory penis. Although he was tall and had big feet, he yielded a twiddly wink. = See sex, small..

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