Lazy Girlfriend

What is Lazy Girlfriend?

Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.

Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?

Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.

See sex, girl, boy, butt, masturbation

Bajesus

1. Small spirit that lives inside all living things. In times of extreme emotion, it leaves the body. Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus ..

Linolium

1. The lamer that never was. OMFG linolium sucks. See lamer, idiot, sucker, noob, wannabe 2. Leet floor that will own you all linolium..

Queefy Teeth

1. When someone has been "muff diving" Oh my clapton! you've been a bad boy, you've got queefy teeth! See queef, teet..

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