What is Lazy H?
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So you're doing this chick and her sister with your buddy, and the brunette is fellating you silly. You arrange the ensamble so that your buddy is hitting the fake blond from the back. Then you and your buddy prop your hands against each other with your arms extended out, making a lean-to over the skanky-panky sisters. The girls are leaned over each other, thus "lazy."
Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you, Tyler, your sister and Lazy H next to each other.
So after I leaned a Lazy H with Tyler and these two Jewish sisters, I woke up with no hair on my balls.
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